OOCQblog

She's a popular lady!

2009-08-03T20:13:00.002+08:00

"Speak up Christina - you're being smothered by all the men!" - John.

dinner was delicious, by the way

2009-04-01T10:35:00.000+08:00

"I think I used vegetable oil on Mark..." - tash.

talking with your mouth full

2009-02-23T22:18:00.001+09:00

"i swear that speech had carrots in it" - fern

many lesser alternatives.

2009-02-15T10:14:00.001+09:00

"i'm gonna stink of mark" - tash.

happily ever after?

2009-02-11T18:06:00.000+09:00

"we are pretty much married now, without the sex" - meika

On the island...

2008-12-16T13:35:00.000+09:00

"I thought i heard teatowels!" - jas

"His crotch has an on-off switch!" - mark

"Look, he's in the foetal position around his nugget" - john

"I didn't see any of that until i walked over lube!" - mark

"Try that on your own wrist. Mine tastes like lemon and strawberry." - angus

musical beds?

2008-10-27T22:06:00.002+09:00

"did you know they have a sex toy called 'the aria'?" - *edited for pansy reasons*

"you have no idea what you're missing out on"

2008-10-02T09:11:00.000+08:00

"he was pushing my shortcut keys!" - tash

interesting metaphor

2008-09-20T20:05:00.000+08:00

"john's cookie dough is cold on my neck" - angus

we'll see what HR has to say about that...

2008-09-17T18:54:00.001+08:00

"I'm comfortable in my g-string and that's all I'm wearing to work tomorrow!" -clammy

sorry, i won't be attending

2008-08-20T05:55:00.001+08:00

"party in woodbridge's bed!" -johny c

even worse?

2008-08-18T15:59:00.001+08:00

"no worries, let me just get my pants off for you." -mark/clammy

...

2008-08-13T16:36:00.000+08:00

"Hey jas, you have a really telstra-like arm..." -mark/clammy

so what else aren't you telling us?

2008-08-12T20:45:00.002+08:00

"she asked me to be her girlfriend once..." -mark/clammy

2008-08-04T22:09:00.001+08:00

"I'm not clicking on examples of human spawning!" -mark/clammy

This is what happens to geriatrics at night.

2008-08-01T21:52:00.001+08:00

"i have a headache, and i feel like getting high" - Jas.

2008-07-12T18:29:00.002+08:00

"Fern is flashing, come quick!" -Tash

devFEST

2008-07-08T23:08:00.001+08:00

"my mute button is more powerful than you realise" - john.

"awww... i didn't compensate for the table" - angus

hmmmm?

2008-06-25T20:02:00.001+08:00

"i have balls, i don't have a hand for them" -mark

I'm not giving you a porn name!

2008-06-05T18:15:00.002+08:00

"If you went to a councilor and said, 'I'm having an issue...', they wouldn't recommend porn!" - (he wanted me to call him Bjorn).

Is it time to change the clock yet?

2008-05-25T07:51:00.001+08:00

"I think if you eat 200,000 smoke detectors you may have other issues" - jas.

purr.

2008-05-05T16:56:00.001+08:00

"mark is like soft cat" - auran

couches at their worst

2008-04-28T21:28:00.000+08:00

jas: "why is mark undressing me?"
mark: "i'm sure it'll soon become completely obvious"
jas: "you're having fun there aren't you"

mark: "it's not that much smaller"

A large-scale operation

2008-04-27T01:19:00.000+08:00

"I'll pregnant your fish!" - Naomi.

a night on JD and coke

2008-03-29T22:54:00.000+09:00

stop making love to your w[ii/ee]! - clammy. [3]

There will be no licking of jas's elbow - jas [1]

My incredibly large schlong isn't working for me now john - clammy [4]

And if you happen to be in there at the time, you might get a nasty suprise from my enormous schlong - clammy [17]

clammy: "No, we're talking about my enormous male reproductive organ." [20]
kangrus: "which one?" [1]
clammy: "i don't know, both?" [37]

"and then it said malcol was gay, oh man that was a great night" - johny c [4]

"hey john, organise some cows" - clammy [40]

clammy: "i have my own brain, and i use it." [58]
johny c: "that's odd, i didn't think you were indian" [3]

hungry

2008-03-17T20:58:00.001+09:00

"i'm eating his mac. his big, big, mac" - mark

odd childhood

2008-03-15T21:47:00.001+09:00

"no, we are not going to sit here and reminisce about the saddle club!" - john.

But why do i need to know that?!

2008-03-13T22:34:00.001+09:00

"if i didnt smell like ass ide skip the shower"
- Trav

bad!

2008-03-13T22:20:00.001+09:00

"i could be dancing with a bar girl.... i could make it down to a girl in time" -mark

budding romance

2008-03-01T19:43:00.001+09:00

"it's kinda funny, she's slower than her mum"

"well, she's bigger and not as fast"

- paul.

adult entertainment

2008-02-17T20:28:00.000+09:00

"so, he came down to meet me after work, and brought me my clothes..." - mark

Don't ask, don't tell.

2008-02-10T22:53:00.000+09:00

"I like this bathroom, let's play twister in it" - Auran

i need a hug

2008-02-03T18:23:00.000+09:00

"now i can appreciate why the girls don't like the stubble" - mark

2007-12-11T19:12:00.001+09:00

"There's still more meat" - Mark (Clammy)

2007-12-11T19:07:00.000+09:00

"But she doesn't work there anymore!" - [jas]
"that means its not illegal anymore!" - Malcolm

...The truth comes out

2007-12-11T19:04:00.000+09:00

"And that time two of my friends tried to have sex with a fence" - Malcolm

Are they really?

2007-12-11T19:02:00.001+09:00

"All my best bits are from here down" - Mark (Clammy)

I'm so hot right now

2007-12-11T19:00:00.000+09:00

"You look so hot in a dress Jas"

Meika

boys get close when they live together

2007-11-02T15:38:00.000+09:00

"cheers man, i almost forgot to get my tampons, im glad you were there to help me" - tony/comsmos

tasty

2007-10-28T22:12:00.000+09:00

"i'm... over-tonguing" -mish

little athletics has never looked so good...

2007-10-22T18:41:00.000+08:00

"you could do a three-legged race by yourself!" -angus

Up close and personal?

2007-10-22T18:08:00.000+08:00

"You know... legs are really big when they're up close." -john/auran

200

2007-10-08T19:02:00.000+08:00

"we were discussing why malcolm's woman couldn't be attending to him while he's driving" - mark

well i never...

2007-10-08T18:57:00.000+08:00

"if I never had to listen to that song again, I wouldn't have sex!" -auran

someone likes playschool

2007-10-03T22:32:00.001+08:00

"so you should just spin around a lot and then start reading a story and tell the time." - ellen

msn + unclothed =

2007-09-22T18:37:00.000+08:00

"i will when i'm on the road, not while i'm trying to get dressed" - jas

smelly

2007-09-18T19:02:00.000+08:00

josh - "i was sniffing network patrick and..."

mmm, tasty

2007-09-18T18:58:00.000+08:00

tony/cozmos : "i was up late talking to this girl. i don't know who she was but i licked her".

a fun weekend to be sure...

2007-09-09T20:22:00.000+08:00

"i'm a two-pie sort of man" - mark.

"so jas and i can have 1.5 women each?" - mark

"malcolm's would be here, next to mine" - mark

sensing a running theme?

A Fun Night Out

2007-07-03T20:04:00.000+08:00

Steve - " and then we went to Iain's house where Sam popped out lots of babies, played with porn, and Iain had a same sex relationship with a woman"

Good little reformer girl...

2007-06-23T19:31:00.000+08:00

"I'm so contagious, I'm sexy!" - Olivia (a girl from church)

and

"I'll take off all my clothes... for a massage" - Olivia again...

no, it gets worse...

2007-06-11T23:00:00.000+08:00

"now I'm going to have to go and take a photo of myself in the nude"

-mark/clammy

blink

2007-06-11T22:24:00.000+08:00

"man i love your ass"

"i never remember them in the morning"

-mark/clammy

Toilet humour

2007-06-09T19:15:00.000+08:00

"That's the first time I've ever been asked to hold the bucket while someone goes to the toilet"
-Friend at school, Andrew

Violet Crumble...

2007-06-04T08:29:00.000+08:00

"oh do they have kangaroos in the rest of Australia?....... i thought they were just in western Australia" sunshine

Rasing the Standards

2007-06-01T14:21:00.000+08:00

"Ok, Who Turned On The Ladder??" - Mr Richardson (Further Maths Teacher)

Well, Yes You Are

2007-05-29T21:16:00.000+08:00

"How Am I Supposed to know Which Is My Left Hand?" - Random Year 10 Girl at School

A service man

2007-05-23T08:48:00.000+08:00

"i wasn't born to service you". A friend at uni, to another friend at uni.

Hello Smithers....

2007-05-15T17:23:00.000+08:00

"except i don't have to turn you on" - meika

Tonight

2007-05-12T16:16:00.001+08:00

"Tonight, I'm going to try nude"
- Mum

jelly.

2007-05-07T19:02:00.000+08:00

meika: "and your starting to look good with apple sauce"

Yes... right....

2007-05-07T13:19:00.000+08:00

w00t, im a plane - Malcolm

murder on the dancefloor

2007-05-01T16:17:00.000+08:00

"do you know how scary it is when old people get onto the dancefloor - and one of them's your mother?" - james.

currently playing at the party - Fergalicious... oh how i hate that song.

On the Island

2007-05-01T13:56:00.000+08:00

"damn... i just lost my virginity!" (a guy at one of my monday night hangings out...)

My Future Career

2007-04-27T15:11:00.001+08:00

Steve to me - "With a little work, we'll turn you into a skank yet..."

How natural selection works

2007-04-23T15:19:00.000+08:00

"A bus is going to naturally select one of those two"

Compliments of ... Who?

2007-04-20T15:11:00.001+08:00

"tape your skirt... with auran!
whoa.. that'd be weird" - meika

phone conversations are fun!

2007-04-19T20:48:00.000+08:00

"oh that was just a random 'i love you and want to have sex with you angus' moment" -angus

a few from paul2

2007-04-08T21:58:00.000+08:00

"I don't think that swan would take your weight."

"I'd rather get flashed than pulled over."

Who Doesn't..?

2007-04-07T18:17:00.000+08:00

mark to me: " i know i need you"

(and that is a rhetorical question!)

And you say you're sober

2007-04-01T23:36:00.000+08:00

"Hang on, i'll try to keep my mouth near my face" - Jas

No more toilet humour needed

2007-04-01T16:58:00.000+08:00

"I have a hole in my butt!" - April (a girl at church... the ministers daughter actually)

garden tools are my friends.

2007-03-31T22:32:00.000+08:00

Mark - Jas is my hero says:
yes, i am off the hoe now

hmm

2007-03-24T23:34:00.000+09:00

Mark: Don't worry, i'm not putting that down my pants.
John: That's good cause you're on my bed!

should i be worried?

2007-03-18T23:51:00.000+09:00

jas says:
... are you trying to crack on to me?
Malcolm says:
yep

because that makes me feel so much safer

2007-03-13T20:36:00.000+09:00

"i wouldn't drive one of those things at night unless i was drunk!"
-The Lecturer

Two for the price of one

2007-03-12T21:07:00.000+09:00

"i had someone vomit in me once. i smelt for about a week... it wasn't very pleasant... "
-Meika

"Dad's setting fire to the curtains"
-Mum

Nothing to do with ANY dreams

2007-03-12T19:11:00.000+09:00

me: " once mark had kissed jas"

(Supposed to say killed*)

well now that you mention it...

2007-03-10T18:02:00.000+09:00

"are we going to be too crowded on tony?"
-sam/meika

All Over a Remote

2007-03-08T18:06:00.000+09:00

Me: "I'm the man of this house!"

(oh dear)

the frivolity of YITS catch-ups

2007-03-06T18:59:00.000+09:00

Clacy: "i put everything down my pants".

Dave: "I live with my parents and i don't have sex with them."

Me: "I wonder if you could boil marijuana and then make tea out of it and get high..."

and so it begins again...

2007-03-01T17:36:00.000+09:00

"please do not throw sausage pizza away" -The Lecturer

someone's sleepy...

2007-02-23T21:13:00.000+09:00

"i think i just managed to confuse the words sleep and sex..." -mark/clammy

Even really large men...

2007-02-21T07:22:00.000+09:00

One from Mark/Clammy the other day - "I don't understand anything with breasts".

He likes to share...

2007-02-17T16:25:00.000+09:00

Clay (aka, MorselDisruption guy): "well you 2 can have me in the day and the others in the night", talking about Female friends.

the truth comes out

2007-02-16T17:54:00.000+09:00

Amber: "are you a man?"
Olivia: "Yes, I am a man!"

(a kid, and a leader at kids klub this afternoon. kid = amber)

Same Thing

2007-02-15T19:14:00.000+09:00

"I'm Not A Dumb Blonde, I'm Just Gullible" Holly (from work)

Look what happens when you start drinking perth water....

2007-02-08T18:40:00.000+09:00

"Oh yay...I have a tart"

"Our Feet are holding hands"

-(both) Meika

(sent to me to do this about 3 days ago...oops...

PHP

2007-02-01T20:36:00.000+09:00

"The first word of the acronymn PHP is actually PHP....mmm...yer... you can tell I'm a Nerd"

Author of 8apps

Fully Sick To The Anus Famous

2007-01-31T22:02:00.000+09:00

"I am an ambassador for spring chickens right now...cause that's what I am!" - Sammy

okay then.

2007-01-31T15:46:00.000+09:00

"i'm getting attacked by girls" - sam/meika

Too Much Info

2007-01-30T16:52:00.000+09:00

"Was speaking to Jas and his phone went down his pants." - Clammy/Mark

Where in Daddy's desk...?

2007-01-30T15:23:00.000+09:00

"Mine are viagra. I got them off Daddy's desk."
-A friend at school.

Teenage revelations

2007-01-29T02:06:00.000+09:00

"Hey! you're wearing clothes...Wow! So am i!" - Kelly

Is this the big secret my parents are keeping from me??

2007-01-29T01:14:00.001+09:00

"the melbourne christian scene is pretty inbread" - tij

:-\

2007-01-24T21:43:00.000+09:00

"i make friends with bathrooms" - littlesteph

the good life...

2007-01-22T17:04:00.000+09:00

"nudes dont work :)"
-sam/meika

Stupid genders...

2007-01-17T20:43:00.000+09:00

"Squid - You're like my ideal girl, except you're a guy. If you were a girl I'd ask you out"
- A few people who I was helping set up a LAN with. Thankfully they're nerds, so I don't have to be *too* worried...

Denial - no longer a river in Egypt.

2007-01-16T18:18:00.000+09:00

"sometimes i really dont lik being a girl" - meika

I'm Glad

2007-01-16T09:19:00.000+09:00

"I'm not ready to marry my iPod" - Ana/Esilana